For your convenience, our most common customer questions are answered right here.
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Q. I see both t-shirts and what looks like random art here. What are you selling exactly?
A. Creativity, folks. We’re selling creativity. You buyin’?
All joking aside, that’s pretty much true. Yes, there are t-shirts and stickers. But we are also “art-for-hire”. If you need a logo, a piece of art for a gift, a book cover or interior book art, comic book art, concept art, art for advertising materials, art for your own t-shirts, or art for any other reason you can think of (excluding pornography of any kind, see below), I’ll bet we can make you happier than you’ve ever been. Okay, maybe not that happy, but happy nonetheless.
Q. Do you draw pornographic materials?
A. No, sorry, we’re a family business.
Q. What if it’s tasteful?
A. Again, no.
Q. But what if it is crucial to the story?
A. Nope, not going to happen, not for any reason, move on.
Q. Do you only draw monsters? Are you limited by a specific style?
Q. Do I get to keep the rights and original artwork for my project?
A. That just depends on whatever individual agreement/contract we work out. There is a price for everything, and art is no exception. We’re not looking to be starving artists here; however, we strive to be fair and competitive with our pricing.
Q. How much are your t-shirts? Stickers?
A. The prices vary and are listed on the page with each product.
Q. Would you be interested in providing free artwork for my project in order to “gain exposure”?
A. Probably not. So far the electric company doesn’t accept “exposure” as payment for the light bill, and there are only so many hours in a day. However, we will consider some unique and/or exciting projects, so it doesn’t hurt to ask!
Q. Do you accept submissions for projects?
A. We do not currently accept outside submissions. Also, to protect our integrity and your creativity, we won’t even open those emails.